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[Friday, May 05, 2006] . ]

i did some other people's too...

here's qun da's:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Qun da!

1. Olive oil was used for washing qun da in the ancient Mediterranean world. (i didnt know you were that old..)
2. Qun da was the first Tsar of Russia! (YA RIGHT!!)
3. More people are killed by qun da each year than die in aeroplane accidents! (murderer..)
4. Research indicates that qun da will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas! (what kind?)
5. Lightning strikes qun da over seven times every hour. (that sucks..)
6. Qun da has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all! (now i know why your hair is so dry...
7. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and qun da are all berries. (you're a BERRY!!)
8. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in qun da. (ewww, ewww, ewww...)
9. Qun da does not have toes! (awesome!!)
10. Qun da is actually a mammal, not a fish. (wahahahaha..)

here's stephs:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Steph!

1. Steph can last longer without water than a camel can! (cool... no wonder you and ah da are so white..)
2. Steph is the world's smallest mammal! (WAHAHAHAHAHA!! thats almost true!!)
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub steph'! (-.-'')
4. The colour of steph is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is. (hehe..)
5. Steph is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary! (you're a gift... pity the couple..)
6. Steph is only six percent water! (woah, and you can survive longer than a camel without water?! freaky...)
7. The difference between steph and a village is that steph does not have a church. (huh?!)
8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on steph. (what kind of bananas??)
9. Never store steph at room temperature. (you'd melt, you white camel thingy)
10. If you blow out all the candles on steph with one breath, your wish will come true. (cool, we should try that..)

here's wen xia's:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wen xia!

1. Birds do not sleep in wen xia, though they may rest in her from time to time! (birds?? more like sicknesses)
2. Wen xia has a bifurcated penis. (WHAT?!?! WAHAHAHAHA!! what's 'bifurcated'?? but you have a penis!!)
3. India tested its first nuclear wen xia in 1974. (you're nuclear.. that explains alot..)
4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of wen xia. (why not??)
5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about wen xia. (ya right...)
6. A wen xiaometer is used to measure wen xia! (-.-'')
7. The international dialling code for wen xia is 672. (you can dial wen xia?? how?? i know!! ON HER PENIS!!)
8. Two grams of wen xia provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours! (2 grams of her = nothing worth finding...)
9. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by wen xia fighting underground! (you fatty fatty bom bom!!)
10. It is bad luck to walk under wen xia! (hehe.. she's too short to walk under..)

and finally... chris's!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chris!

1. Never store chris at room temperature! (you're gonna melt too??)
2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than chris. (duh!!)
3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, chris and compline. (i have abosolutely no idea what this means..)
4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at chris! (smile more at him!!)
5. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by chris fighting underground! (you are another fatty fatty bom bom!!)
6. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating chris at least three times a week. (yucks!!)
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as chris. (i told you that you're a fatty fatty bom bom.. hehe..)
8. Chris has 118 ridges around the edge. (ridges?? what ridges??)
9. Chris can taste with his feet. (cool, you're like a snail!!)
10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of chris. (him too?!?!)

haha... fun!!

poohed all the way at 11:21 PM

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